Coming from my personal experience,
The Good:
5. Mom cooks pancakes. She never did before.
4. Attention! The more the better, sometimes.
3. People love your presence, when you're not being a BITCH.
2. Your hair grows faster...whew!!!
1. You can eat for two, you can use that excuse atleast!!
The Bad:
5. Morning sickness...blowing chunks all throughout the day is NOT morning sickness but for arguments sake, let's stick to the name they gave it.
4. Breasts swell and HURT! They feel like cement blocks. This makes you love your baby more.
3. Your shoes start to shrink...it is the shoe!!!
2. Everyone trys to touch your stomach. Umm, that's not kewl.
1. You gain weight, no punchline, that's just not funny.
...did i mention you gain weight? that's the worst.
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